Ancestor of
Geno Smith
…forgot to carry Madame Zeroni
The Geno Smith Curse Is Real and We Have Proof
A historical investigation, kind of. Mostly we wanted to make the Holes joke.
Written takes, mock recaps, sell-window callouts, and the occasional 2,000-word breakdown of why Anthony was wrong. New posts whenever we feel like it.
They look like assets on your bench. They are not. We went through every contender's roster, every depth chart, every contract — and identified the 10 dynasty players whose value is about to fall off a cliff. Sell window: closing.
A historical investigation, kind of. Mostly we wanted to make the Holes joke.
Bam Knight, Jayden Reed, Tyler Lockett. Plus three Turds we're flushing this week.
The full written companion to Episode 184. Includes the trade Alex tried to veto.
Tape breakdowns, dynasty grades, and Anthony's spreadsheet of every contested catch.
A step-by-step rebuild plan that doesn't suck. Tested on Alex's 2024 team.
Five reasons Ben is willing to die on this hill, ranked by how mad Anthony got.